PIRANHA (2010)
ALEXANDRE AJA
Plot
A none too subtle pastiche of all those Beasties in the Water horror, thriller flicks. This is a knowing modern B movie; loads of blood, loads of unattached limbs, lots of soon to be decimated naked, jiggling nubile flesh. It's gruesome, simplistic fun. Oohps sorry, the story; well theyre like these trapped for millions of years in an enclosed fissure big teethy fish who break out after an earthquake and are like really, really, Im not even going to ask if I can start hungry.