Two completely mismatched, but aesthetically pleasing strangers get pissed in Vegas, get married the same night and win the three million jackpot, the next morning, while in the process of a recriminating annulment. A judge decides that the couple' must live together for 6 months and sort out their differences before anyone gets any cash; 1) What kind of twisted legal system is this? 2) Why not just split it in half Old Testament style? 3) Why am I wasting my time?... oh yea I'm paid to. Utter tat reliant entirely on whether you've got a Kutcher', Diaz' thing going on.