St Trinian's school for young women is in a bit of a financial crisis, though to be honest the lack of any actual education going on makes its imminent closure something of a moot point, but with a dedication never displayed in the classroom the girls decide to save their beloved establishment by stealing, then hawking a very valuable painting from the National Gallery. Rupert Everett in drag (jez he don't make a pretty woman), Colin Firth doing his prissy, anal routine, Russell Brand playing a slightly less predatory version of Russell Brand and lots of nubile young women with balls of steel dressed as an off duty judge's idea of sexual nirvana is the sum total of St Trinian's parts; rubbish but gleefully entertaining.