Deus Impeditio Esuritori Nullus; Antony spends his time wearing make-up, and in bed with Cleopatra, and Atia and Octavia arrive in Egypt only to be humiliatingly rebuffed. De Patre Vostro; following his defeat at Actium, by Agrippa, Antony falls on his sword and Cleopatra has a date with an asp. Finally, while peace reigns in Rome, Caesarion, in true shaggy dog style, finds out his his real dad is!