Pine Barrens: Paulie and Chris are sent to collect some money from a Russian but Paulie loses it and end up taking the guy out to Pine Barrens. however, they get caught out in the snow, eating ketchup and trying not to fall asleep. When they get a hold of Tony, however, he's got his own problems with Gloria. Meadow finally catches Jackie cheating. Amour Fou: Carmela gets a lift from the Mercedes showroom with none other than Gloria. Jackie decides (stupidly) to rob a high profile card game. The mob wives decide that they need to be more self-sufficient...Carmela Soprano: a realtor? Perhaps... The Army of One: Jackie gets his due. A.J. gets expelled and Tony wants to send him to military school, against Carmela's suggestions. Arrests are rife at the end...who will end up in the slammer?