Neil Marshall has chosen another trapped-in-the-middle-of-nowhere horror flick to follow the splendid Dog Soldiers and has managed to pull it off with great gusto (or should that be guts-o?). This time it's a group of girlfriends who go on a daredevil caving trip where a sudden rock fall traps them inside... and it's not long before they realise that they are not alone... Gory, shocking and intense - if you don't suffer from claustrophobia before watching The Descent you probably will afterwards find out more...

Kevin Smith had a podcast where they made a joke about the idea of kidnapping and turning a human into a walrus. It went viral on the twittersphere. Then it became a movie. This movie. Though the whole thing starts out well, with decent doses of good humour and dramatic tension, it all falls very quickly by the wayside. The result is a ridiculous prosthetic walrus suit that envelops Justin Long. Somewhere inside this mess of a movie there's a punchline, if only Smith could get to it without q find out more...