A movie in which a lovelorn supersize gorilla and lonely human belle make heavy eyes at each other, not Lord of the Rings here, but Beauty and the Beast! The film is in three chapters; a movie producer sets sail with cast and crew for the legendary Skull Island; where they are attacked by human sacrificing natives, ravenous dinosaurs, cockroaches as big as beer barrels and scorpions the size of cars, to name but a few; what's left of our less than heroic crew return to New York with the greates find out more...

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All very stupid but great fun. Arnie battles the forces of a dastardly middle Eastern threat, his wife's suitor and the fact that his sidekick gets the best lines. Lack of credible plot is made up for by suberb effects (notably the Harrier) but all the nuclear business is a bit naff. find out more...