Fifty Shades Of Grey follows the milky hued master/servant sexual relationship of handsome billionaire Christian Grey and innocent college graduate Anastasia Steele. No allure, no sensuality, no characterisation, bugger all eroticism and, considering the premise of the story, as deviant as deciding to take the 'slightly longer route' on your sat nav. I would mockingly say 'enjoy' but I'm morally compromised by the fact that someone might. Thank you Tara...I will treasure this memory you made find out more...
It's the off-season at the lonely Beauregard Hotel in Bournemoth, and only the long-term tenants are still in residence. Life is stirred up, however, when the beautiful Ann Shankland arrives to see her alcoholic ex-husband, John Malcolm, who is secretly engaged to Pat Cooper, the woman who runs the hotel. Meanwhile, snobbish Mrs Railton-Bell discovers that the kindly if rather doddering Major Pollock, played by David Niven, who won an Oscar for his performance, a retired officer who likes to find out more...