A none too subtle pastiche of all those ‘Beasties in the Water’ horror, thriller flicks. This is a knowing modern B movie; loads of blood, loads of unattached limbs, lots of soon to be decimated naked, jiggling nubile flesh. It's gruesome, simplistic fun. Oohps sorry, the story; well they’re like these trapped for millions of years in an enclosed fissure big teethy fish who break out after an earthquake and are like really, really, I’m not even going to ask if I can start… hungry.