A movie of two halves involving two incompetent brothers; the first, a comedy crime caper, has, in a primitive sort of way, very funny moments. In the second the duo, plus kidnapped foul-mouthed wench Tracey, hole up in a remote rural cottage, which, unfortunately, is inhabited by a family of cannibalistic, homicidal, in-bred farmers, and that's when the blood really starts to flow. 'The Cottage' is no masterpiece, but it's still good, gory fun.