The director of 'Razor Blade Smile' is back with this tale of bloodthirsty xenomorphs running amok on an isolated island off of the coast of Wales. Real-life 'Shock Movie Massacre' host Emily Booth plays a television reporter out to save her show from dwindling ratings by investigating the story of a local girl who claims to have been abducted and inpregnated by visitors from another planet. Along for the ride are her erstwhile camera and sound guys, a pair of actors (and I use the term loosely) and a nerdy UFO expert who dreams of losing his virginity to a bug-eyed sex kitten. Referencing countless genre classics along the way (including a wonderfully gruesome homage to Cannibal Holocaust) Evil Aliens is a full-on splatterfest with it's tongue firmly in it's cheek and a liberal dosage of semi-softcore sex - enough to delight any true gorehound one would think, but sadly it also looks like it was made by college students with little directorial or acting talent.