The Phoenix is no more. Burnt down, it has refused to rise from the ashes again for its two bouncers, not that the boys mind, they've got themselves a motor home and they're off to see the world (or bits and bobs of England anyway). Road To Nowhere is an inspired extension of ‘Phoenix Nights', and though it struggles on occasion to reach the giddy heights of Peter Kay's nightclub nightmare, the witless duo rarely fail to do the job.