Kevin Smith had a podcast where they made a joke about the idea of kidnapping and turning a human into a walrus. It went viral on the twittersphere. Then it became a movie. This movie. Though the whole thing starts out well, with decent doses of good humour and dramatic tension, it all falls very quickly by the wayside. The result is a ridiculous prosthetic walrus suit that envelops Justin Long. Somewhere inside this mess of a movie there's a punchline, if only Smith could get to it without q find out more...

The proletarian werewolves and aristocratic vampires have been at war for a very, very long time, operating within human society and remaining no more than myth to the vast majority of us ignorant mortals. Their conflict is coming to an end, the werewolves have been hunted down, and are now a small, broken race….or so it would seem. Vampire Warrior Selene, a resourceful, complex heroine in fetish gear and kinky boots (pretty sexy if you don't mind the undead thing), suspects otherwise, find out more...