Constantine is a miserable, grim-faced curmudgeon, but then he can see the devil's army here on earth and it's his job to send them back (unpleasantly) if they transgress the rules laid down by God and Satan...so it's perhaps understandable that he's not too perky. Coming across rather more naughty behaviour than he's used to, Constantine suspects all hell is about to break loose and with the help of an equally po-faced but attractive detective he sets about uncovering the conspiracy. Constantin find out more...

Detective Breslin uses his forensic skills to connect a murder to a missing person in the first of a series of bizarre and violent ritualistic killings that he slowly realises are connected to the Biblical prophecies of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse; War, Famine, Pestilence and Death. find out more...

Two men find themselves trapped in a now deserted public baths; they are chained to the pipes, their only means of escape, a saw and a gun with one bullet. Dr Lawrence and his fellow prisoner are the latest victims of the Jigsaw Killer, a serial murderer who likes to test his prey's humanity as well as their will to survive. Throw in a borderline psychotic cop, unconvincingly played by Glover, a hostage family and some ingeniously gruesome flashbacks and Saw makes for a slightly uninspiring tilt find out more...

The fiendishly inventive serial killer with a god complex and a warped sense of moral duty is back on the prowl, but when he's arrested by detective Eric Mathews the panic would seem to be over. Unfortunately, being a diabolical genius this is all part of Jigsaw's cunning plan and with his incarceration so the gruesome game begins. A more than competent follow up to the hugely successful first film. find out more...

Up to their tricks again Jigsaw and his apprentice Amanda kidnap a brilliant but world-weary Doctor to tend to the ailing psychopath, keeping him alive until his final game is played out. The unwitting player in this game is Jeff, a man consumed by revenge and hatred since the death of his son in a car accident. As you will have come to expect Saw 3 has plenty of gore and gruesomely inventive deaths and there are some interesting flashbacks to the events of the preceding movies that add a touch find out more...

Just when audiences thought they'd heard the last of the demented killer Jigsaw Saw IV renaisses his trap-filled legacy, this time targeting the last remaining officer who touched the case, SWAT Commander Rigg. As FBI agents Strahm and Perez begin to dig through the remains of Jigsaw's crime-scene hideout a new puzzle presents itself with Rigg as the pawn in another deadly game filled with moral quandaries and torture-filled traps. At stake are the lives of his superior officer Hoffman and his f find out more...

Kevin Smith had a podcast where they made a joke about the idea of kidnapping and turning a human into a walrus. It went viral on the twittersphere. Then it became a movie. This movie. Though the whole thing starts out well, with decent doses of good humour and dramatic tension, it all falls very quickly by the wayside. The result is a ridiculous prosthetic walrus suit that envelops Justin Long. Somewhere inside this mess of a movie there's a punchline, if only Smith could get to it without q find out more...