Michelle breaks up with her boyfriend and, in a panicked drive interstate, ends up unconcious in her vehicle by the side of the road. Thankfully, Howard was driving by and took her to his nearby home where he put her on a drip and nursed her back to health - well, sort of. When Michelle comes to she finds herself in his cellar, in a locked room, handcuffed to the wall. Howard says an alien apocalypse is taking place but Michelle isn't so sure. What follows is a tense find out more...
Chris Rushton reckons: "John Cusack plays revered american poet-type Edgar Allen Poe in this thriller set in Baltimore during the days leading up to Poe's mysterious death. Cusack continues his run of increasingly lacklustre roles in this specu-flick where he becomes embroiled in an attempt to capture a killer mimicking deaths Poe has written about in his macabre tales. 2 parts Basic Instinct, 1 par find out more...
Kevin Smith had a podcast where they made a joke about the idea of kidnapping and turning a human into a walrus. It went viral on the twittersphere. Then it became a movie. This movie. Though the whole thing starts out well, with decent doses of good humour and dramatic tension, it all falls very quickly by the wayside. The result is a ridiculous prosthetic walrus suit that envelops Justin Long. Somewhere inside this mess of a movie there's a punchline, if only Smith could get to it without q find out more...