Michelle breaks up with her boyfriend and, in a panicked drive interstate, ends up unconcious in her vehicle by the side of the road. Thankfully, Howard was driving by and took her to his nearby home where he put her on a drip and nursed her back to health - well, sort of. When Michelle comes to she finds herself in his cellar, in a locked room, handcuffed to the wall. Howard says an alien apocalypse is taking place but Michelle isn't so sure. What follows is a tense find out more...

Neil Marshall has chosen another trapped-in-the-middle-of-nowhere horror flick to follow the splendid Dog Soldiers and has managed to pull it off with great gusto (or should that be guts-o?). This time it's a group of girlfriends who go on a daredevil caving trip where a sudden rock fall traps them inside... and it's not long before they realise that they are not alone... Gory, shocking and intense - if you don't suffer from claustrophobia before watching The Descent you probably will afterwards find out more...

Kevin Smith had a podcast where they made a joke about the idea of kidnapping and turning a human into a walrus. It went viral on the twittersphere. Then it became a movie. This movie. Though the whole thing starts out well, with decent doses of good humour and dramatic tension, it all falls very quickly by the wayside. The result is a ridiculous prosthetic walrus suit that envelops Justin Long. Somewhere inside this mess of a movie there's a punchline, if only Smith could get to it without q find out more...