I sat through the last half of 50 shades darker today because my sister was using my Macbook to watch it... Let me sum it up for you: Him: "I'm not good with people because I'm mysterious." Her: "I like mysterious, but I'm scared cause I'm fragile." Him: "Don't be afraid, I'm the one who is afraid... of hurting you." *Have Some Sex* Her: "You're so thoughtful, maybe I misju find out more...
Fifty Shades Of Grey follows the milky hued master/servant sexual relationship of handsome billionaire Christian Grey and innocent college graduate Anastasia Steele. No allure, no sensuality, no characterisation, bugger all eroticism and, considering the premise of the story, as deviant as deciding to take the 'slightly longer route' on your sat nav. I would mockingly say 'enjoy' but I'm morally compromised by the fact that someone might. Thank you Tara...I will treasure this memory you made find out more...
As Season 4 begins, the Lannisters' hold on the Iron Throne remains intact in the wake of the Red Wedding slaughter that wiped out many of their Stark nemeses. But can they survive their own egos as well as new and ongoing threats? Meanwhile, an unbowed Stannis Baratheon continues to rebuild his army; the Lannister-loathing ‘Red Viper of Dorne,’ Oberyn Martell, arrives at King's Landing for Joffrey's wedding to Margaery Tyrell; Daenerys Targaryen and her dragons and unsullied forc find out more...
