A trio of tales told portmanteau style with Boris Karloff as your host; find out more...

It's the off-season at the lonely Beauregard Hotel in Bournemoth, and only the long-term tenants are still in residence. Life is stirred up, however, when the beautiful Ann Shankland arrives to see her alcoholic ex-husband, John Malcolm, who is secretly engaged to Pat Cooper, the woman who runs the hotel. Meanwhile, snobbish Mrs Railton-Bell discovers that the kindly if rather doddering Major Pollock, played by David Niven, who won an Oscar for his performance, a retired officer who likes to find out more...

Whilst on a routine vampire destroying mission in Transylvania, Professor Abronsius and his idiot assistant chance upon a buxom serving wench, but are they too late to prevent the evil blood-suckers getting their teeth into her? Gloriously over-the-top schlock horror! find out more...