Action fantasy tale about a wise-cracking trucker who attempts to rescue his friend's fiance from a 2000 year-old magician who lives beneath San Francisco's Chinatown. He must battle demons, goblins and other terrors as he makes his way through the magician's dark domain. An excellent chop suey movie, very funny, highly entertaining and probably way ahead of it's time.

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Orphaned demi-god Perseus, raised as a simple fisherman, leads the fight to rescue humanity from the warring gods, Zeus, Poseidon, Hades et al, in this action fest.
So if it's action you're after then this is the movie... dialogue... er character... er - just enjoy it for what it is and remember that the belated attempts to 3D it for the cinema were a disaster so you see it on DVD as it should be watched... in good old fashioned 2D. find out more...

An epic telling of the Morte D'Arthur, King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table, which manages to be bloody realistic, mystical and Wagnerian. find out more...

Harry's adoptive family are still as revolting as ever so our hero is considerably keener than your average 12-year-old to get back to school and when the nervous self harming elf Dobby appears in his bedroom to warn him against returning, Harry is having none of it. 'Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets' sticks firmly to the format that the first film established, the special effects are great and some of the new creatures are genuinely scary but once again the enthralling simplicity of JK R find out more...

Harry and the gang return to Hogwarts and must prepare themselves not only for the inevitable battle with Lord Voldemort, but the beaurocratic and paranoid ‘Ministry of Magic', who have appointed Dolores Umbridge as the school's ‘Defence Against The Dark Arts Professor' purely so that she can suppress an imagined rebellion against the ministry by leaving the pupils powerless. 'The Order Of The Phoenix' is the darkest of an increasingly dark franchise and easily up there with the previous films. find out more...

 

 

Scrat’s pursuit of the nirvana acorn causes yet another continental cataclysm which plunges our three bestest buddies into yet another perilo find out more...

An absurd, but highly entertaining, tale of a humanoid alien crash landing in 8th Century Norway, losing his dragon-like captive and allying with a bunch of locals to fight off said dragon, whom seems to have taken a fancy to both devastating Viking villages and consuming human flesh. find out more...

Captain Jack Sparrow searches for the trident of Poseidon while being pursued by an undead sea captain and his crew.

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A young lad is inadvertently responsible for unleashing a dormant brood of dragons from the depths of London and said scaley ones set about decimating the world as we know it, in particular us. Moving on twenty years and the boy is now leader of a small rag tag community, doomed to a life of fear until a mad American in a tank arrives to give them some backbone. Reign of Fire is as daft as post-apocalyptic, fantasy action movies get (and lets be honest that's going some), but the special effects find out more...

Tristan is a poor village lad smitten by the radiant, but spoilt, local squire's daughter. When the girl promises her heart to Tristan if he brings her a fallen star the naive, but fearless, young lad embarks on a fantastical adventure to make her wish come true. Evil witches in search of eternal youth, murderous ghostly brothers, camp pirates and last, but by no means least, the beautiful human form of a star on earth are the delights and terrors that await Tristan. Stardust is a good natured, find out more...