Man-eating dessert whip and militant groups! A new taste sensation is sweeping the nation: it's The Stuff! It makes you hungry for more and soon takes over your body, leaving only a empty shell filled with cream. To top it off, a militant group gets on board to take down the yummified zombies! I know what you're thinking... 'That's Soylent Green, right?' Wrong. Nor does it scale the satiric heights of They Live. But it is extremely satisying for your bad movie sweet tooth. find out more...

A collection of three short(ish) films from three masters of asian extreme cinema. Fruit Chan gives us the 40 minute short that inspired his feature 'Dumplings', a gastronic nightmare about eternal youth and Aunt Mai's special recipe dumplings. Park Chan-Wook's Cut follows the story of a film extra with a serious grudge against a director who is just too 'nice', and Mike Takashi presents a bizarre tale, told with very little dialogue, about a woman haunted by a childhood trauma. A good showcase find out more...

Kevin Smith had a podcast where they made a joke about the idea of kidnapping and turning a human into a walrus. It went viral on the twittersphere. Then it became a movie. This movie. Though the whole thing starts out well, with decent doses of good humour and dramatic tension, it all falls very quickly by the wayside. The result is a ridiculous prosthetic walrus suit that envelops Justin Long. Somewhere inside this mess of a movie there's a punchline, if only Smith could get to it without q find out more...